
This here is a Domesticated Household Pet Unicorn. It is not very special. All that they do is poop and spear things with their horn. They can, under certain circumstances, be taught to fly. Other than that, they just make horrible pets. Most of the time, they are put up for adoption. But they are only purchased for movies.
HOW YOU CAN HELP
If you see one, do nothing. Leave it alone; it is not worth your time. It will just poo on you. CASE CLOSED.
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